Listen up artists, big or small I have a very important message for you all. First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes Add some tracks and a turret, I'm a robot in disguise I'm the all-knowing mean lean trend machine And it's time for me to intervene. Now it doesn't take a genius for you to point out What you make for fun, or just to chase clout You make one little thing that goes super viral It'll drive you down into a downward spiral. Snap back to reality Or fall into obscurity There's no cheats to popularity For I am the Trendbender Snap back to reality You're wasting productivity You won't get far with the same shit every day Using nothing but the same cliches A quick tip for the Shadow Wizard Money Gang. Your little trick backfired like a boomerang. Failed to keep your society private Magic can't survive in this climate. I hate to burst your low self-esteem That "American dream" was nothing but a meme!" Was that too extreme? Oh and you don’t need shrooms to turn into an elephant Better yet, find something else that’s relevant But dare to give yourself one more week And fail to make something new and unique. Trend is dead. Snooze you lose, No more views, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! Synthetically grown, I'm the real fucking deal With no regard to mass appeal. Three hours a day, I don't care about the pay! Unbounded by decay! And if you keep on drawing comic rabbits And do not change your tragic habits In two years time you stupid maggots will have to work on through the Sabbath. "Knick knack tick tock tick tack knick knock Whing whang whim wham whip whap drip drop" This is what you sound like at 4 o'clock Staying up, starving, suffering from writer's block. Snap back to reality, stop the stupid fantasies Think about it, think about it, where's the originality This is what fuels individuality. Believe me, you have zero strategy. That's all the time we've got right now For I have bigger fields to plow You're better off as an ice cream vendor Surrender now, to the Trendbender.

The machine feeds. The machine hungers.